Step dad: here the dog was chewing this *holds item in hand where I can't see*
Me: let me see it first. It might be a bug.
Step dad: would I hold a big in my hand??
Me: uhhh yea?!
Step dad: *throws item on me and leaves*
Me: awwwwwh shit! Where did it go, I'm dying, this is disgusting... Oh it's just my guitar pick.

→ Me on my period

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what a funny blog

→ Night Children: How long has it been?

razorrick2:

So many years have passed me by,
why do you constantly ask me why?
It’s too bad I’m not the only one who thinks,
I’m stuck in the past with all the friends I am losing.

I regret not holding on to you closely,
the past is my weakness and i’m letting it kill me.
But how do you kill…

If trying this again is stupid, I don’t wanna be smart :3